What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 16:23
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?