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07.06.2025 01:36

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Jury In Harvey Weinstein Rape Retrial Set To Start Deliberations Wednesday – Update - Deadline
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Veteran strategist unveils updated gold price forecast - TheStreet
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
No go.
No way
Minds and Behinds
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